16 Full Proof Excuses to Get You Out of Working Out

I have less than two weeks before I graduate from college. In my four years at my university I paid a quarterly fee of over 100 dollars for the mandatory gym membership all students are made to pay for.

First of all, rude. How dare they assume I could benefit from a gym membership and then go on to force me to pay for it. And secondly, I can probably count on one hand how many times I visited that damn gym.

My freshmen year I was constantly harassed by a hall mate asking me whether or not I wanted to go work out with her. My answers was always no, not even a maybe,  just a straight out "no thank you." Yet that didn't stop her from asking me repeatedly all year long.

For people who aren't as direct as I am, I've come up with some surefire reasons as to why you cant make it to the gym today, tomorrow, or ever.

"I just showered this morning, and it's bad to shampoo your hair everyday."

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"My workout playlist hasn't been updated in a while."

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"I didn't straighten my hair today just to sweat it out at the gym."

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"I totally would but I haven't shaved my legs are not to Beyonce standards right now."

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"I just am soooo busy with homework."

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"Cant, I already committed to finishing this entire season by tonight."

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"That sounds fun! Too bad I don't own any workout gear."

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"My glasses never stay on while I workout, I'll text you when my contacts come in the mail!"

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"I already watched a YouTube video on workout routines today. Baby steps right?"

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"Shoot, I cant seem to find where I left my sneakers!"

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"I basically ate all healthy food today. So no reason I should torture myself anymore."

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"Haven't even had time to eat today, so I better hold onto the calories I do have."

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**cough cough** "My asthma is acting up again."

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"I kinda prefer to work out at home. Alone. Sorry."

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 "Ugh, I'm still sore from the last time!"

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"It feels like people at the gym judge me, I don't need that negativity in my life."

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